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blackbarley:

blissy-leaves:

Putting them in the sink or a bowl of water with some vinegar really helps to remove a lot of that wax and other ick on them. I can’t handle the idea of eating apples without doing that now, knowing how much you can scrape off just with a finger-nail.

THIS EXPLAINS SO. MUCH. 

blackbarley:

blissy-leaves:

Putting them in the sink or a bowl of water with some vinegar really helps to remove a lot of that wax and other ick on them. I can’t handle the idea of eating apples without doing that now, knowing how much you can scrape off just with a finger-nail.

THIS EXPLAINS SO. MUCH. 

lolsofunny:

pink-varnish:

clype:

holmmes:

Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.

cats are liquid

How the fuck do cats work.

(lol here!)

eatcleanmakechanges:

That Ass

h0ttieswithb0ddies:

floccinaucinhilipilification:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

my favorite part is where the wives high five each other

Contractions aren’t even that bad, it is the actual baby coming out the vagina that hurts..

hahaha

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

myusshi:

Benefits of Lemon♥
1. Reduces Fever. Lemon has its own set of antiseptic and natural medications.
2. Balances pH. Lemons are acidic to begin with but they are alkaline-forming on body fluids helping to restore balance to the body’s pH.
3. Fight cancer. Lemons contain 22 anti-cancer compounds,including flavonol glycosides, which stop cell division in cancer cells.
4. Boosts your immune system. Lemons are rich Vitamin C and flavonoids that work against infections like the flu and colds.
5. Relieve tooth pain. In addition, lemon can also be used in regular cleansing of your teeth.
6. Perfect for Weight Loss. A few drops of lemon juice in hot water are believed to clear the digestive system and purify liver as well.
7. Decrease wrinkles and blemishes. Vitamin C in lemons helps to neutralize free radicals linked to aging and most types of disease.
8. Flush unwanted materials and cleans your bowels.
9. Cures Throat Infections. Lemon is an excellent fruit that has an antibacterial property.
10. Relives respiratory problems. Lemon lowers blood pressure and increases the levels of HDL (good cholesterol).

myusshi:

Benefits of Lemon♥

1. Reduces Fever. Lemon has its own set of antiseptic and natural medications.

2. Balances pH. Lemons are acidic to begin with but they are alkaline-forming on body fluids helping to restore balance to the body’s pH.

3. Fight cancer. Lemons contain 22 anti-cancer compounds,including flavonol glycosides, which stop cell division in cancer cells.

4. Boosts your immune system. Lemons are rich Vitamin C and flavonoids that work against infections like the flu and colds.

5. Relieve tooth pain. In addition, lemon can also be used in regular cleansing of your teeth.

6. Perfect for Weight Loss. A few drops of lemon juice in hot water are believed to clear the digestive system and purify liver as well.

7. Decrease wrinkles and blemishes. Vitamin C in lemons helps to neutralize free radicals linked to aging and most types of disease.

8. Flush unwanted materials and cleans your bowels.

9. Cures Throat Infections. Lemon is an excellent fruit that has an antibacterial property.

10. Relives respiratory problems. Lemon lowers blood pressure and increases the levels of HDL (good cholesterol).